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Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League
Graham Murphy’s lifetime averages for points, assists, and rebounds per game are nowhere near a triple-double.
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January 31, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 17: The Game That Begged Ecclesiastic Pondering
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January 16, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 16: The Game That Announced We Were Not to Be Messed With
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April 26, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 15: The Game We Won’t Be Able to Get Out of Our Minds
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April 17, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 14: The Playoff Games That Were Distressing Yet Provided Succor
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April 5, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 13: The Game That Could Have Offered Payback
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March 22, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 12: The Warning Shot Over the Bow
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March 13, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 11: The Game That Wasn’t
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March 6, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 10: The Game We Thought Might Be Close, But Wasn’t
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February 23, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 9: The Partial Revenge
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February 10, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 8: The Bludgeoning
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February 2, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 7: Game Six: The Agony of Defeat
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January 24, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 6: Game Five: The Romp
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