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Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute
Stuart Winchester is the founder of the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Ronald Reagan Free Markets Institute for Freedom, Patriotism and the American Way (APMAG), a far-right think tank dedicated to preserving our nation from the nefarious influences of liberalism in all its odious forms.
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January 22, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #7: Fracky New Year
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December 19, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #6: Farewell to Christmas
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December 4, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #5: The Stolen Election
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November 14, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #4: Rethinking Disaster Relief
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October 29, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #3: Guns for Food Stamps
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October 10, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #2: In Defense of Todd Akin
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September 20, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper No. 1: A Constitutional Ban on Gay Marriage
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