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Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
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January 29, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Quantity
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January 6, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Crying
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November 12, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Horses
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October 28, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Candles
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October 13, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Foolishness II
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September 29, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting
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August 25, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hate
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August 13, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Water
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July 28, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hay
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July 10, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Thought
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June 24, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Patience II
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June 12, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Patience
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