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Touch Me:
A Column About Massage
Christy Vannoy has been massaging people for far longer than she originally planned. Sometimes, while her client sleeps, she composes little stories in her mind. They are about massage, and yet they are not. She swears this is the year she will finally write them down. She says that every year. This year she means it. She meant it last year, too
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January 24, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 6: All the Therapists Merely Players
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January 5, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 5: Low Expectations
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December 13, 2010Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 4: Strange Blessings
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November 17, 2010Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 3: Pretty On The Inside
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November 1, 2010Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 2 : The Hour of Intensity
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October 13, 2010Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 1: The Calling
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