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blockbusters
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March 8, 2024I Will Do Anything to Make This Movie Studio Profitable, Except Release a Good Movie
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November 22, 2021Coming Soon from the Roald Dahl Cinematic Universe
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August 4, 2021Jesus Needs His Own Cinematic Universe
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February 7, 2020Coming Soon From the Hamilton Cinematic Universe
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February 23, 2017A Satirist’s Cheat Sheet to This Year’s Most-Anticipated Blockbusters
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May 22, 2012Excerpts from William Shakespeare’s Battleship
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June 14, 2011My Original Vision for the Film Was Much Different Than How It Turned Out
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May 13, 2011Quick Pitches: The Summer Blockbuster
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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