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cars
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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May 24, 2024I Am the Only Person on the Fury Road Who Still Drives a Sensible Car
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May 1, 2024We’re Raising Your Auto Insurance Because You Insist on Driving Your Car
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February 2, 2024An Open Letter to the Driving Examiner Who Flunked My Kid
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January 2, 2024You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
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December 8, 2023Saying Yes to Every Add-On at Jiffy Lube
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October 12, 2023For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Walk Across This Crosswalk
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September 5, 2023Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Countless Lives, But They Will Kill Some of You First
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June 12, 2023Our RV Has a Kitchen, Bedroom, Bathroom, and Plenty of Space for Our Seven Children
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March 23, 2023For Sale: Fast Car
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 31, 2024I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do