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All posts tagged
clothing
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June 1, 2006Comeback T-Shirts for “I’m With Stupid” T-Shirts
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March 6, 2006An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”
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August 19, 2005Poorly Selling T-Shirts
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June 1, 2005An Open Letter To The Manufacturers Of Infant Sleepwear
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May 26, 2005An Open Letter to the Totally Impractical Size Chart for Women’s Clothing
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May 19, 2005An Open Letter to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Yard Last Summer
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November 3, 2004An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
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October 4, 2004An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants
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July 27, 2004Possible Names for a Third Team of Pickup Basketball Players If Shirts and Skins Are Already Taken
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January 15, 2004An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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