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All posts tagged
coffee
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October 2, 2013Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: The Best Cappuccino in Europe, Quite Possibly the World
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October 25, 2012Manhattan Coffee Shop or Material Used in the Construction of a Traditional Powhatan Indian Longhouse?
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October 4, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Not Understanding Coffee
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July 7, 2011You Could Win a Pound of Coffee Roasted by Nathan Englander
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March 10, 2011A Series of Haiku from a Shift at Starbucks
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January 18, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: "How about a nice mocha. Or… ummmm… what is White Macchiato? Sounds delicious. No? Dangit. Cappuccino… no… no. What’s Vanilla Kreme? Oh. Maybe caramel with iced tea for my Anch Marcy? My aunt I mean. I like organic teas—kiwi… vanilla… raspbe
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March 1, 2010Coffee Bean Comment Cards as Written by a Recently Laid-Off Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien Staffer
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December 11, 2006Bean And Nothingness
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January 26, 2005Ten Things the Guy at Starbucks Is Thinking While Looking at the Brunette Barista Behind the Counter
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November 5, 2004Sentences Containing Surfing Terms That May Be Uttered After Drinking Coffee on an Empty Stomach
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