Me: in my dumb hat
and my stupid green apron.
I’m such a cock.
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“Never heard of him.”
“You’ve never heard of Godard?”
Blind dates are the worst.
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A leather jacket,
Tapout shirt. Mocha biscotti.
Psychoanalyze.
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“Tall soy, sugar free,
but with extra mocha.”
(It’s healthy enough.)
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Don’t look at her boobs.
Ignore the boobs cause—wait, uh… fuck.
“Can you repeat that?”
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“Anyone writing?
I am. Right here. Big time. After
I check my email.”
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Acoustic guitar
Female singer with long hair
14.99
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Why do I get tips?
I hand out fast food coffee.
I don’t deserve tips.
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“Okay, I admit
I only come here to poop.
Please don’t say anything.”
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“What the fuck is this?
I didn’t order this shit.
Chai, motherfucker.”