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All posts tagged
jerks
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February 11, 2016Martin Shkreli’s Middle School Report Card
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March 19, 201513 Reasons Microaggressions Are All In Your Head, Dummy
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August 22, 2014An Open Letter to the Passing Motorist Who Suggested I Take a Photograph of His Dick
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March 26, 2014Hey Everyone, I’m Going to Have a Loud Phone Conversation On This Crowded Bus
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April 27, 2012An Open Letter to Would-Be Improv Comedians
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October 22, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?
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March 6, 2006An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”
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April 1, 2005Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Kickboxer, or the Belligerent Asshole Who Just Cost Me My Job at the Bar?
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