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All posts tagged
shopping
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July 29, 2011An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall
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July 13, 2011Business Plan for Slutty Dresses
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February 25, 2011An Open Letter to Anthropologie
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February 24, 2011For the Love of God, Show Me the Way Out of This IKEA
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January 31, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 7: The Young Man’s Guide to Wearing and Shopping for Women’s Clothes for the First Time
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February 8, 2010Manglers Mall
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December 17, 2009“Must-Haves” for the Holiday Season
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October 1, 2009The Least Popular Gift Cards at Wegmans
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January 19, 2009Dispatches From Manila: Dispatch 3: Welcome to Mall-nila
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June 20, 2006Secret Shoppers Report On The U.S. Senate
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