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All posts tagged
shopping
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June 4, 2015Welcome to the Toilet Paper Aisle
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January 28, 2015Dolph Lundgren’s 1986 Patent Application for a Modern Shopping Basket
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November 28, 2014Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions
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October 23, 2014Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App
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October 1, 2014I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa
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December 18, 2013Merry Christmas, Son. I Trampled a Man to Death to Buy You This LeapPad Ultra Tablet
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December 16, 2013The Amazon Primeinator
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December 10, 2012As I Lay Buying
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March 6, 2012Buying This Thing Will Make Me Happy
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December 22, 2011Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: Studying for Finals and Christmas Shopping
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