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April 17, 2024The Boys Are Back in Town (for Johnny’s Funeral)
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June 21, 2021Sea Shanties of Menopausal Sailors
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August 25, 2020Reasons to Visit Ashtabula, Ohio, Other Than It Being Mentioned In Bob Dylan’s “You’re Going to Make Me Lonesome When You Go”
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October 15, 2019Five Things I’d Rather Get Hit With Than Have to Hear Led Zeppelin’s “All My Love”
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July 4, 2019Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced By Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” As Our National Anthem
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February 28, 2019Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album
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September 28, 2018Rejected Lyrics from Earth, Wind & Fire’s 1978 Hit Song “September”
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June 15, 201610 Billy Joel Song Titles That Are Also Answers You Give to the Insurance Adjuster Who Suspects You and Your Associates of Arson
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May 13, 2016Pixies Songs For Now That You’ve Settled Down
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October 7, 2014Reasonable Responses to Sexually Suggestive Song Lyrics
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