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June 24, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “No, you idiot. The Bolshevik Regime tanked because Bolshevik ministers didn’t facilitate market capitalism. Haha…socialism? Seriously?! Poor people should just save some money”
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February 15, 2013The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #90: Bill Lester
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February 14, 2013Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Watching Kids Play Sports
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May 23, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: How the Chicago Cubs Can Reelect Obama
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May 3, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Derrick Rose’s ACL and the Deficit: How a Torn Ligament Impacts the Federal Budget
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April 11, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: The Link Between the Chicago White Sox and the Price of Gas
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March 27, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: The Payoff Pitch
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March 6, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: How the Republican Primary Hurts America and the Chicago Blackhawks
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February 6, 2012Purchase This World Champion’s Locker Room T-Shirt and Associate Yourself With Greatness
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October 14, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Curb Chinese Currency Manipulation by Benching Jay Cutler
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