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All posts tagged
sports
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June 9, 2010The Washington Generals Make Their Play For LeBron James
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April 12, 2010The Guy Who Doesn’t Want To Make Excuses, Addressing His Co-Ed Company Softball Team After They Lost Because He Dropped A Routine Fly Ball
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March 26, 2010Cinderella Story Miscues
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February 26, 2010Scott Hamilton, Are You Breaking Up With Me?
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February 20, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Face With the American Flag and Goes to Olympic Curling Matches and Bangs A Cowbell
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February 5, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Entire Head and Face to Resemble the Helmet of His Favorite Football Team
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February 2, 2010E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 11: ATTENTION: It’s Time for Basketball
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January 14, 2010Great Moments in Sports, Which, Had They Involved Me, Would Not Have Been Such Great Moments
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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October 27, 2009Matt Saracen, Dillon, Texas High School Quarterback, Plays in His First Game Back Since Visiting The Art Institute of Chicago as a Prospective Student
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