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women
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April 3, 2024“The Girl with the Green Ribbon Around Her Neck” Updated for the Modern Millennial Woman
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March 21, 2024An Open Letter to the White Person Who Just Found Out I’m Puerto Rican
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February 13, 2024The 25th Annual Conference of Women Mentioned in Rock Lyrics
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December 4, 2023Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Fun Train to Fightville
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November 10, 2023I Prefer Naturally Beautiful Women Without Makeup
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October 19, 2023Hall & Oates Songs Rewritten for Being a Woman in New York City in Your Twenties
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April 26, 2023Inside the Mind of an AI-Generated Woman Laughing Alone with Salad
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March 8, 2023How to Age as a Woman
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March 8, 2023Honest Haikus for Women
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October 28, 2022A Millennial Woman’s House of Horrors
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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October 31, 2024I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do
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October 30, 2024The Final Presidential Debate If Both Harris and Trump Were Huge Birders