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March 8, 2006Reasons the Little Teapot Was Picked On in High School
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March 8, 2006Things I Could Have Said When the Strap on My Israeli Paratrooper Bag Broke If I’d Known the Outcome of Whichever War It Was Used In
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March 8, 2006A Seminar For Nightclub Bouncers, As Conducted By A Big, Menacing Former Doorman Who Abhors Violence
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March 7, 2006Why Can’t I Be As Smart As You?
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March 7, 2006Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Was in the Navy (Sort Of): An Interview With Alex MacInnis
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March 7, 2006The Convergences Contest: Contest Winners #2 and #3
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March 6, 2006Sample Emoticons for e-Kicking Someone in the e-Balls
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March 6, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 10: The Game We Thought Might Be Close, But Wasn’t
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March 6, 2006Sestina: Of Bullshit
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March 6, 2006An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”
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March 6, 2006FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: My Faith Is in the Specter
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March 3, 2006What the People Who Used to Live in My House Apparently Said to Each Other Before Selling It to Me