Sample Emoticons for e-Kicking Someone in the e-Balls

List: U.S. Presidential Candidates of the Future: Some Domain Names That Are Already Registered

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Classic Russian Writers: For teh Internets: Mikhail Lomonosov’s “An Evening Reflection Upon Digital Grandeur Prompted by a Great Electronic Glow.”

Sometimes I Have Conflicting Emotions About Having Invented the Internet

An Obituary for the Weekend

Nihilist Dad Jokes

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”

Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jean Lescure, from “The N+7 Method (An Individual Case of the W±n Method)”