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emoticons
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March 11, 2015Proper Uses for the Emoticon 8==> in Business Email
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January 6, 2012Important New Emoticons
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January 21, 2011An Open Letter to the Smiley Face Following an Insult
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June 4, 2008The Final Standings in a Contest to Create an Emoticon for the Most Seemingly Impossible to Depict State of Being
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March 6, 2006Sample Emoticons for e-Kicking Someone in the e-Balls
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January 11, 2006Suggestions for a Proposed National Code of Health Emoticons and Abbreviations for Instant Messenger
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