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Archive
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September 30, 2005Ed Harrelson, Teen-Driver’s-Education Instructor
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September 30, 2005Christopher Walken Attempts to Convince a Harlem T-Shirt Vendor That Scarface Can Be a Religion
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September 29, 2005An Open Letter to the Squirrel Trying to Chew Its Way Through My Roof
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September 28, 2005Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Guns N’ Roses’ “Welcome to the Jungle.”
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September 28, 2005Jim Jarmusch’s Notes for a Ghostbusters Sequel
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September 27, 2005Summer Movies Other Than March of the Penguins That Conservatives Are Rallying Behind
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September 27, 2005Sestina: Rats Live on No Evil Star
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September 23, 20057 Habits of Highly Successful People
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September 23, 2005Stories About My Puma
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September 23, 2005Pretty Much the Way Some Tool on the Plane Was Telling Jokes While I Was Wondering If We Were All Going to Die in a Thunderstorm Over the Atlantic Ocean
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September 22, 2005Traig & McGrath, Shut-In Detectives: Cases 40 & 41
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September 22, 2005Notes to My Household Staff