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October 7, 2005

If Yosemite Sam’s Curses Were Considered Real Profanity and Were Dubbed Over for Television in the Same Clumsy, Unconvincing Manner as 1980s R-Rated Movies

by Martin Bell
October 7, 2005

Ways in Which the Disinterred Corpse of Silent-Film Actor Lon Chaney Would Be a Better Vice President Than Dick Cheney

by Ian Adams
October 7, 2005

Welcome to Texas Motorcycle-Safety School

by Sebastian Gallese
October 6, 2005

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Venus in Furs” by the Velvet Underground

by Erich Kuersten
October 6, 2005

Two Endings for the Story Lemony Snicket Couldn’t Quite Finish

by Lemony Snicket, Nalani Daniels, and Alex Casimir
October 5, 2005

As Yet Unrecognized by Microsoft Windows

by Adam Chapman
October 5, 2005

Fruit-Drink Flavors That Never Took Off

by Ben Weinberg
October 4, 2005

Sestina: We’ll Always Have Paris Hilton

by Brian Howe
October 3, 2005

The New Gallimard Translation of My 250-Word French Essay, Sophomore Year

by Jeff Barnosky
October 3, 2005

The Earlier Epic Battles of Grendel’s Mother

by Eric Silver
September 30, 2005

Things You Would Say If You Had a Time Machine and Lots of Financial Problems

by Lynette Cain
September 30, 2005

State Songs, If They All Suggested the Apathy of Idaho’s “Here We Have Idaho”

by Craig Robertson

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