McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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Archive
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January 10, 2002On the Implausibility of the Death Star’s Trash Compactor
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January 9, 2002Sinatron, Out of Control
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January 7, 2002Black, Grey, Green, Red, Blue: A Letter From a Famous Painter On The Moon
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January 7, 2002Alternative Anniversary Gift Traditions
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January 7, 2002Foods and Beverages That Are Bad for You
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January 4, 2002A Million to One
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January 3, 2002Box Boy
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January 2, 2002Probable Locations of Trans-Dimensional Portals
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January 2, 2002Tom Cruise’s Smile, Circa December 2001
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January 2, 2002Actual Phrases Written between the 1/8" Wide Joints of a Field of 4″ × 4″ Ceramic Tiles Located above the Urinals in a Men’s Restroom
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January 2, 2002Thirteen Ways of Looking at Mario Ernesto Rojas
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January 2, 2002Actual Names of Online Poker Players