CARDiac
Evil Seat #3
Flushnog00t!
Foldie Hawn
Grandma Boat
I’MIN
Lostmyshirt2
Mr Raise
Muck Jagger
Myassitches
Pokergeist
Seinfelt
Sirwinalot
sm00th0per8a
UpYourAce
Whozyurdaddy
Zootsuited
January 2, 2002
Actual Names of Online Poker Players
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