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Archive
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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August 4, 2022The Time Traveler’s Wife Is Late… AGAIN
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August 3, 2022Hell’s Department of Suffering and Horror Is Now Accepting Applications for the Next National Nightmare
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August 3, 2022Financial Lessons from the Musical Rent
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August 2, 2022Protagonists of ’00s Songs: Where Are They Now?
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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August 1, 2022If Starbucks Had Been Named After Other Characters from Moby-Dick
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August 1, 2022How I Got the Commission to Design Saul Goodman’s House
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July 29, 2022I’m Stacy’s Mom, and Here Are All the Things I’ve Got Goin’ On
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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July 29, 2022Short Conversations with Poets: Ada Limón