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July 7, 2022Wait, You Can Just Make Your Leader “Step Down”?
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July 7, 2022My Forties in Internet Headlines
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July 7, 2022New Music Is Garbage, and So Is Literacy and Lack of Death by Whooping Cough
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July 6, 2022I Am a Pro-Life Activist Who Will Now Happily Retire from Politics
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July 6, 2022These Swimsuits Need Good Homes
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July 6, 2022How I Became a Millionaire by Selling Jars of My Farts Online
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July 5, 2022Minecraft for Adjunct Professors
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July 5, 2022Holding My Baby Will Not Be a Stressful Experience for You at All
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom