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July 6, 2022How I Became a Millionaire by Selling Jars of My Farts Online
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July 5, 2022Minecraft for Adjunct Professors
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July 5, 2022Holding My Baby Will Not Be a Stressful Experience for You at All
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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June 30, 2022Your Kids Have Been Totally Off Screens and Playing Outside for the Entire Fifteen Minutes Before You Arrived to Pick Them Up
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June 30, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: An IUD Called Aunty Fatima
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June 30, 2022Why I Am Not a Writer
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June 29, 2022Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core
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June 29, 2022First Drafts of Classic Movie Quotes