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Archive
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May 24, 2022Scarlet Letter
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May 24, 2022An Open Letter to Women’s Magazines Who Promote Body Positivity with Totally Not Photoshopped Images of Naked Celebrities
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May 23, 2022Our Empire Can’t Afford Both Bread and Circuses, So from Here on Out No More Bread, Just Circuses
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May 23, 2022An Interview with Shelly Oria
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May 23, 2022A Modern Art Critical Analysis of Birds’ Nests
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May 20, 2022How Oizys, Greek Goddess of Misery, Spends Her Sundays
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May 20, 2022My Prediction That Political Attacks Against Me Will Escalate Has Nothing to Do With Me Exposing Myself to a Flight Attendant
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May 20, 2022Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For
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May 20, 2022Babies Need to Pull Themselves Up by Their Tiny Bootstraps
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May 19, 2022This Town Ain’t Big Enough for the Two of Us, Partner—So I’ll Just Leave Then. Enjoy the Town!
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May 19, 2022Dorm Room Checklist for New Woodmont Students
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May 19, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Guilt Lessons and Other Poems