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Archive
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October 16, 2020I Am the Undecided Voter
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October 16, 2020Nine Scenes From the Recently Discovered Cut of Flubber Where Flubber Has Bones
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October 16, 2020For the Voter Who Is Disheartened That Bernie Is Not Our Presidential Nominee
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October 16, 2020The Crucible II: A Quarantine Pod Is Rattled By Accusations and Deception
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October 15, 2020I Am the Mayor from Jaws, and I Am Begging You to Stop Comparing Me to Donald Trump
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October 15, 2020An Open Letter to Green Ginger, the Asian Fusion Restaurant Across the Street From Me
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October 15, 2020For the Voter Who Cares About the Arts
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October 15, 2020Proper Leaf-Peeping Protocol for 2020
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October 14, 2020A Letter of Recommendation In the Age of Zoom
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October 14, 2020Donald Trump or E.E. Cummings?
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October 14, 2020For the Voter Who Has Voices In Her Head
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October 14, 2020Internal Memo: First Female Leader Announced to Run My Life