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July 27, 2020I’m a Lactation Consultant Here to Provide You With a Lot of Options But Only One Choice
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July 27, 2020Empowering Career Panel Topics for Cisgender Heterosexual White Men
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July 27, 2020Deep Breathing
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July 27, 2020Crag, You Are Canceled
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July 24, 2020We Must Not Destroy Our History by Tearing Down Statues of Great Men Like Gothbag the Terrible
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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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July 24, 2020How to Remember the Alphabet
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July 24, 2020My Dog Tags
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July 24, 2020Major League Baseball Nicknames, Trump Political Insults, or Both?
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July 23, 2020McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Spencer Wolff About His New Book The Fire in His Wake
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July 23, 2020I’m the Wife on a Prestigious Television Drama and the Drug Cartel Can Suck It
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July 23, 2020If You Seek a COVID Test, Solve The Troll’s Riddle on Your Quest!