1. Whitey
2. Shifty Schiff
3. Campy
4. Moonbeam
5. The Chicken Man
6. Bad Henry
7. Goofy
8. The Georgia Peach
9. The Flailer
10. Old Pete
11. Wild Bill
12. The Big Hurt
13. Buster
14. Hack
15. Lightweight
16. Black Mike
17. Mad Dog
18. Wacky Jacky
19. Joltin’ Joe
20. Big Luther
21. Dizzy
22. Slimeball
23. The Professor
24. The Nutty Professor
25. The Rocket
26. The Rocketman
27. Big Daddy Vladdy
MLB Nicknames: 1 (Whitey Ford), 3 (Roy Campanella), 5 (Wade Boggs), 6 (Hank Aaron), 8 (Ty Cobb), 10 (Grover Cleveland Alexander), 12 (Frank Thomas), 13 (Lou Gehrig), 16 (Mickey Cochrane), 19 (Joe DiMaggio), 21 (Jay Dean), 23 (Greg Maddux), 25 (Roger Clemens), 27 (Vladimir Guerrero)
Trump Insults: 2 (Adam Schiff), 4 (Gov. Jerry Brown), 9 (Beto O’Rourke), 15 (Senator Kirsten Gillibrand), 18 (Jacky Rosen), 20 (Luther Strange), 22 (James Comey), 24 (Bernie Sanders), 26 (Kim Jong Un)
Both: 7 (Lefty Gomez and Elizabeth Warren), 11 (Bill Donovan and Bill Clinton), 14 (Hack Wilson and TV Executive Andy Lack), 17 (Bill Madlock Jr and James Mattis)