Androgynous Names of Former Toronto Blue Jays

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Shannon (Stewart)
Kelly (Gruber)
Angel (Martinez), who later changed his name to…
Sandy (Martinez)
Jesse (Barfield)
Devon (White)
Pat (Borders), (Hentgen)
Mookie (Wilson)

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