Candy (Maldonado)
Shannon (Stewart)
Kelly (Gruber)
Angel (Martinez), who later changed his name to…
Sandy (Martinez)
Jesse (Barfield)
Devon (White)
Pat (Borders), (Hentgen)
Mookie (Wilson)
January 15, 2004
Androgynous Names of Former Toronto Blue Jays
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