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toronto-blue-jays

January 15, 2004

Androgynous Names of Former Toronto Blue Jays

by Darryl Humber
April 16, 2002

Song Titles by Judas Priest, Modified to Reflect an Alternate Reality in Which the Band is Obsessed with Members of President Jimmy Carter’s Cabinet and the 1985 American League Eastern Division Champion Toronto Blue Jays

by Steve Huey
November 4, 1999

A Far-Reaching Inquiry

by Bill Wasik

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
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by Andrew Marshall

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by Emily Flake
April 28, 2025

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by Anthony Scibelli