Unsuccessful water landing.
Successful water landing, successful evacuation of plane, subsequent consumption by hammerhead shark.
Shoddy airplane window, on which I lean, pops off. I am sucked into sky.
Man reading over right shoulder is driven crazy by list of airplane-related fatalities. Craziness results in strangulation (of me, not of him).
Loss of cabin pressure. Improper use of oxygen mask due to inattentiveness during safety presentation. Man in next seat will not help because of strangulation comment. Suffocation.
Claustrophobia results in insanity. Crew deems it kindest to put me out of my misery.