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Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

The Pro-Life Party Rebrands Itself

As Your Governor, I Can Assure You the Coming Human Sacrifice Is Worth It

What Your Instagram Filter Says About Your Perspective On the Inevitability of Death

Don’t Worry: Bears Are More Afraid of You Than You Are of Dying Alone

An Open Letter to My Dead Grandmother, Who Last June Started to Build a Bird Sanctuary In the Front Yard, But Who Then, Last July, Died, Leaving Us a Dry, Patchy Landing Strip of Horticultural Nonsense, and a Dream

David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father

Making Friends After 400

Please Like and Share My Last Will and Testament

Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 48: “I’ll Be Seeing You,” On Repeat