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All posts tagged
death
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November 4, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Dead Grandmother, Who Last June Started to Build a Bird Sanctuary In the Front Yard, But Who Then, Last July, Died, Leaving Us a Dry, Patchy Landing Strip of Horticultural Nonsense, and a Dream
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August 26, 2019David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father
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April 30, 2019Making Friends After 400
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December 18, 2018Please Like and Share My Last Will and Testament
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November 9, 2018Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 48: “I’ll Be Seeing You,” On Repeat
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October 5, 2018List: Please Endorse Me On LinkedIn for “Good at Grieving”
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June 14, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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May 3, 2018Things People Say When Someone Dies: Extended Edition
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January 25, 2018Quiz: Janet’s Father Has Died. Can You Make This About You?
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
