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All posts tagged
death
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November 1, 2021Ten Albums to Listen to Before You Die Tomorrow
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April 27, 2021The Cute Dog in This Gritty Drama Knows It’s Toast
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January 25, 2021What I’d Say to Paul Hollywood If I Were on The Great British Bake Off
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August 7, 2020Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur
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May 6, 2020The Pro-Life Party Rebrands Itself
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April 21, 2020As Your Governor, I Can Assure You the Coming Human Sacrifice Is Worth It
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January 10, 2020What Your Instagram Filter Says About Your Perspective On the Inevitability of Death
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January 7, 2020Don’t Worry: Bears Are More Afraid of You Than You Are of Dying Alone
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November 4, 2019An Open Letter to My Dead Grandmother, Who Last June Started to Build a Bird Sanctuary In the Front Yard, But Who Then, Last July, Died, Leaving Us a Dry, Patchy Landing Strip of Horticultural Nonsense, and a Dream
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August 26, 2019David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom