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death

August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
May 6, 2020

The Pro-Life Party Rebrands Itself

by Devorah Blachor
April 21, 2020

As Your Governor, I Can Assure You the Coming Human Sacrifice Is Worth It

by Eduardo Martinez Jr.
January 10, 2020

What Your Instagram Filter Says About Your Perspective On the Inevitability of Death

by John Carstens
January 7, 2020

Don’t Worry: Bears Are More Afraid of You Than You Are of Dying Alone

by Seyoung Kim
November 4, 2019

An Open Letter to My Dead Grandmother, Who Last June Started to Build a Bird Sanctuary In the Front Yard, But Who Then, Last July, Died, Leaving Us a Dry, Patchy Landing Strip of Horticultural Nonsense, and a Dream

by Grace Sideropoulos
August 26, 2019

David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father

by Chas Gillespie
April 30, 2019

Making Friends After 400

by Jason Roeder
December 18, 2018

Please Like and Share My Last Will and Testament

by Wendi Aarons
November 9, 2018

Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 48: “I’ll Be Seeing You,” On Repeat

by Charlie Hopper

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January 15, 2021

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
January 14, 2021

I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement

by Simon Henriques
January 13, 2021

Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz

by Tom Smyth
December 21, 2020

Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington

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January 19, 2021

If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?

by Ella Gale
January 19, 2021

As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist

by Fiona Taylor
January 19, 2021

It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone

by Stephen Ruddy
January 18, 2021

Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist

by Ryan Weber