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Archive
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September 26, 2024Reviews of New Food: Kit Kat Ghost Toast
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 25, 2024I Am Not Mad That You Denied My Permit Application for a Taylor Swift–Themed Butcher Shop Called “Enchanted to Meat You”
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September 24, 2024Book Review: The Great Gatsby by the Xerox 914 Photocopier
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September 24, 2024Conversation Cheat Sheet for Vegans
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September 23, 2024People of Dune, You Will No Longer Have to Think About Water When I Am Elected
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September 23, 2024We’re the Couple That Tina Turner Encounters at Minute 2:43 of Her “What’s Love Got to Do with It” Video, and This Is Our Story
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 19, 2024A Note from Your Child’s School About Its Apps and Websites
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September 19, 2024“Man Is Weak, and When He Makes Strength His Profession, He Is Weaker”: A Conversation with Wrestling Promoter Sean Görman About the Influence of the WWE on Trump’s Every Move
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September 19, 2024Every Type of Movie Sequel Title
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September 18, 2024A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage