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Archive
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September 5, 2024Short Conversations with Poets: Zoë Hitzig
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September 5, 2024An Open Letter to Whoever Is Trying to Hack My Instagram Account
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September 4, 2024A Reminder to Submit Your First Week Attendance to the Registrar, in the Style of Cormac McCarthy’s All the Pretty Horses
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September 4, 2024Ways I Keep My Husband in Our Mixed-Weight Marriage
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September 3, 2024Beotrump
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September 3, 2024The Sacrificial Ram Has a Few Complaints
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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August 30, 2024Buy an iPad for College. Get $180,000 in Student Loan Debt
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August 29, 2024Building Your Fantasy Philosophy Department Team
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August 29, 2024Fashion Socks for Middle Age
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August 29, 2024Reviews of New Food: Costco Readywise Emergency Food Bucket
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August 28, 2024They Say “Write What You Know,” Which Is Why I Only Write about Failed Relationships with Women Who Look Like My Mother