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Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?

I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee

Welcome to Bluesky, but Maybe Take it Down a Notch?

Linda McMahon Is Ready to Pile-Drive the Department of Education

The Sirens Are Unionizing

Is It a Red Flag?: Romeo and Juliet Edition

The Story of the First No-Nut November

Help, I’m a Thriller Writer Trapped in a Thriller Series, and I’m Not Getting Any Writing Done

I Just Found Out That the Serving Size Is Ten Almonds, But I’ll Eat as Many as I Want

I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me

I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place

I’m Willing to Give Our Alien Overlords a Second Chance