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April 10, 2024Character in a Dystopian YA Novel or Homeopathic Remedy My Mom Gave Me That Didn’t Fucking Work?
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April 9, 2024You Can Try Sample Questions from the New SATs or You Can Hit Yourself Over the Head Repeatedly with This Plumber’s Wrench
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April 9, 2024An Excerpt from Eli Burnstein’s Dictionary of Fine Distinctions
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April 9, 2024So You’ve Knocked Over a Row of a Motorcycle Gang’s Motorcycles, Again
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April 8, 2024I Am Batman, and I Will Restore Order to Gotham by Pulverizing a Man Robbing a Convenience Store to Feed His Starving Family
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April 8, 2024Been There, Smelled That: Climate Change Is Destroying What You Smell
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April 8, 2024Words of Wisdom Written on Tea Bags by a People Pleaser (Totally Okay If You Don’t Read Them)
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 5, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Ignored the White Gaze
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April 5, 2024The 2044 Election Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes
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April 4, 2024Parents’ Most Common Stress-Induced Recurring Nightmares About Spirit Week
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April 4, 2024Can I Interest You in a Brand-New Sparkling Water Brand?