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April 3, 2024“The Girl with the Green Ribbon Around Her Neck” Updated for the Modern Millennial Woman
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April 3, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Love Means Saying, “I Told You So.”
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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April 2, 2024The Only Way to Save Public Education Is to Turn Every Single School in America into High-End Condos
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April 2, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Daenerys Targaryen
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April 2, 2024How to Prepare for Feet Season
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April 1, 2024The Riddle Master Hits Middle Age
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April 1, 2024What to Say When Your Family Opens Your Uncle’s Casket During His Wake and Finds It Empty
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March 29, 2024How to Concede an Election While Making It Clear That Your Ideas Are Objectively Better
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March 29, 2024God Leaves a Voice Message for Jesus on Holy Saturday
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March 28, 2024The Case for Marrying a Prince Who Was Turned into a Beast by a Witch and Then Transformed Back Again
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March 28, 2024Special Features of Trump’s Bible