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April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend
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April 16, 2024An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor
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April 15, 2024Your Son’s Transplant (to Brooklyn) Was Successful
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April 15, 2024Famous Literary Quotes About Love Rewritten by a Woman Whose Friends Are All Getting Married and Having Children While She Is Taking an Introduction to Ceramics Class
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April 12, 2024Is Reinstating a Misogynist 1864 Law Bad for Our Brand?
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April 12, 2024Chronicles of a Catsitter: My Human Went to “Greece” and Left Me with This Person Who Doesn’t Give Me Treats
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April 12, 2024Arizona Law from 1864, Law from Middle-earth, or Anti-Crime Code of Mega-City One from Judge Dredd?
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April 11, 2024The Flu My Four-Year-Old Brought Home for Spring Break Addresses My Hope of Not Catching It
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April 11, 2024Short Conversations with Poets: Callie Siskel
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April 11, 2024A Support Group for People Whose Friends Have Moved to Los Angeles
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April 10, 2024I Am Your Thirty-Fourth Browser Tab, Begging You to Reopen Me
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April 10, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: Stephen Colbert Found His Own Line with Kate Middleton