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Archive
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February 25, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Even despite Osama’s impassioned speeches denouncing America many Americans believe jihadists really only hate indie rockers…”
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February 24, 2014You Never Think You’re Going to Be the Type of Space Captain to Throw Someone Out the Airlock
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February 24, 2014Best Joke Ever: Sarah Silverman and the Art of the Non-Dirty Joke
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February 21, 2014Speak, Dogs. Speak! An Oral History of Go, Dog. Go!
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February 21, 2014An Open Letter to Men On the Subway, Specifically During Morning Rush Hour On the A Train Between Jay Street and Canal
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February 20, 2014A Prayer for Non-Participant Audience Members of The Price is Right
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February 20, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Customer Service is the New Cold War
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February 19, 2014What is Success?
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February 19, 2014Standard Household Measures
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February 19, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Bridesmaids
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February 18, 2014The Wolf of Writing Street
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February 18, 2014Testomania: Which Supreme Court Justice Are You?