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December 19, 2023Welcome to Big Chet’s Landlord Supply Store, Featuring the Jankiest Appliances of All Time
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December 19, 2023The Virgin Mary’s Baby Registry
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December 18, 2023We’ve Remodeled Our Bathroom, So Now You Have to Take a Dump Behind a Sliding Barn Door
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December 18, 2023Cosmo Headlines from the 1880s
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December 15, 2023It’s a Comedian’s Job to Make Fun of Everybody, and That’s Why My Act Is Entirely About 1880s Paleontologist Othniel Marsh
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December 15, 2023Here Are the Winners of Our 2023 Column Contest
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December 15, 2023From the Journal of Daniel Smith, a Character in the Apple II Version of The Oregon Trail
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December 14, 2023Winner of the Stephen Dixon Award for Short Fiction: Kristina Ten’s “ADJECTIVE”
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December 14, 2023Yep, This Supporting Character Is Definitely About to Die
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December 14, 2023An Open Letter to the Eleven Adults Responsible for the Majority of Book Bans in Schools
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December 13, 2023Mary Bailey’s Christmas Week To-Do List
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December 13, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ishion Hutchinson