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Archive
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May 31, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Opportunity II
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May 30, 2013Sid Died for This… Museum Show
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May 30, 2013Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 39: Christian Rock Can Only Ever Be About One Thing
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May 30, 2013Old People’s Internet Providers
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May 29, 2013Updates to the Newspeak Dictionary, 2013
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May 29, 2013I’m Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, King of the Fucking Sea
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May 28, 2013We’re the Uber of Organ Transplants
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May 28, 2013Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which Charles Darwin Takes/Leaves a Bath
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May 28, 2013Skills I Can Offer Your Post-Apocalyptic, Nomadic Street Gang
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May 24, 2013Senior Year is Totally Gonna Rule Because After That My Life is Going to Be an Endless Abyss of Longing!
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May 24, 2013An Open Letter to the Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher Who Pulled Me Onstage After My Mother Died
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May 24, 2013The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #119: Kathryn Harrison