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Archive
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May 10, 2013The Johnsons Go Gatsby
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May 10, 2013“This is His Coming Out Party”: Inadvertent Homoerotic Phrases Frequently Used by Hockey Commentators
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May 10, 2013God’s Little Acre of Diamonds: Observations On Travel Ball in Cobb County, Georgia: Unhappy Families
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May 9, 2013How to Host a Genre-Reveal Party
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May 9, 2013Discarded Lines from Robert Palmer’s 1988 Hit, “Simply Irresistible”
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May 9, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Ruining America’s ‘national treasures’ feels somewhat bittersweet considering I’ve (obviously) never taken Freemasonry seriously. Booyah.”
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May 8, 2013A Message to Shareholders About Our New $70 Million Purchase of “Elevator Pass.”
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May 8, 2013Abandoned Joke Lists from the Bob’s Burgers Writer’s Room: Chester the Molester’s Attempts to Revamp His Image
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May 7, 2013Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Roy the Roller King
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May 7, 2013A Few Words From a Genetically Modified Eggplant
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May 6, 2013The Quiet Breakdown Your Science Teacher was Having During Every Bill Nye The Science Guy Video He Played Instead of Teaching
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May 6, 2013The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #130: Ilan Stavans