Chester the Investor
Chester the Protestor
Chester, Opponent of the Sequester
Chester the Cosmetics Tester
Chester the Lemon Zester
Chester, Huge Fan of Uncle Fester
Chester the So’wester
Chester, the Widely Admired Dinner Party Guester
Chester the Hammock Rester
Chester the Sweater Vester
Chester the Lactose Digester
Chester, On Leave for a Semester
Chester the Court Jester
Chester the Empty Nester
Chester, the Guy Who Really Likes Kids But Isn’t Allowed to Be Around Them
Herbert the Pervert
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