“She floats like a dirigible”
“Her voice is oddly guttural”
“That pothole’s unavoidable”
“Old Play-Doh is less malleable”
“Black licorice is terrible”
“Her hair’s as blonde as Martin Mull’s”
“I think I’ll try a Lunchables”
“That Hägar’s not so horrible”
“Red wine will stain the enamel”
“I’m mispronouncing chipotle”
“The contract is now void ’n null”
“George Bailey’s life is wonderful”
“Unfortunately this line has way too many syllables”