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All posts tagged
lyrics
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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May 5, 2022Talking Heads Lyrics, or Words My Kid Strings Together at Bedtime Instead of Falling Asleep at a Reasonable Hour?
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February 10, 2021Beatles Lyrics We Totally Forgot About
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October 20, 2020The Woman from Tom Petty’s “Free Fallin’” Would Like to Clear a Few Things Up
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March 24, 2020“I Will Survive (Being Locked Down With My Freshman Son Who Was Sent Home from College)”
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January 6, 2020Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”
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May 22, 2019“Old Town The Road” By Lil Nas X, Featuring Cormac McCarthy
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May 1, 2019Ten Classic Songs Rewritten For When You Want to Sing About Pugs
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September 28, 2018Rejected Lyrics from Earth, Wind & Fire’s 1978 Hit Song “September”
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March 23, 2018Rap Lyrics That Sound Like Trump-Era Teachers’ Laments
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 28, 2022It Isn’t Misinformation If It’s Phrased as a Series of Completely Unhinged Rhetorical Questions
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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis
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September 28, 2022Lyfjaberg Gets Taken by Eminent Domain
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September 27, 2022The White House’s Plan to Cancel Student Loan Debt Will Cost—Who Cares? Money Is Made Up and We Spend Twice That Much on the Military Every Year