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All posts tagged
lyrics
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May 22, 2019“Old Town The Road” By Lil Nas X, Featuring Cormac McCarthy
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May 1, 2019List: Ten Classic Songs Rewritten For When You Want to Sing About Pugs
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September 28, 2018List: Rejected Lyrics from Earth, Wind & Fire’s 1978 Hit Song “September”
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March 23, 2018Rap Lyrics That Sound Like Trump-Era Teachers’ Laments
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February 21, 2017Annotations to the Lyrics of “Operator” by Jim Croce as Documented in the Year 2020
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March 6, 2015A Field Guide to Women of North America, According to the Lyrics of Rock Songs Written by Men
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August 8, 2014List: Alternate Endings to “I Hope You Dance.”
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July 24, 2014List: Eminem Lyric or Line of Lesbian Poetry?
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May 9, 2013List: Discarded Lines from Robert Palmer’s 1988 Hit, “Simply Irresistible”
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November 18, 2010List: OC/DC Lyrics
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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