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All posts tagged
lyrics
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January 6, 2020Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”
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May 22, 2019“Old Town The Road” By Lil Nas X, Featuring Cormac McCarthy
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May 1, 2019Ten Classic Songs Rewritten For When You Want to Sing About Pugs
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September 28, 2018Rejected Lyrics from Earth, Wind & Fire’s 1978 Hit Song “September”
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March 23, 2018Rap Lyrics That Sound Like Trump-Era Teachers’ Laments
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February 21, 2017Annotations to the Lyrics of “Operator” by Jim Croce as Documented in the Year 2020
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March 6, 2015A Field Guide to Women of North America, According to the Lyrics of Rock Songs Written by Men
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August 8, 2014Alternate Endings to “I Hope You Dance.”
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July 24, 2014Eminem Lyric or Line of Lesbian Poetry?
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May 9, 2013Discarded Lines from Robert Palmer’s 1988 Hit, “Simply Irresistible”
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director