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All posts tagged
lyrics
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March 24, 2009Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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March 21, 2007Song For Randy Newman, To Be Sung By Randy Newman
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March 22, 2005The Lyrics to the Billy Joel Song “We Didn’t Start the Fire” If They Were Written by a Muskrat Instead of by Billy Joel
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January 7, 2005Gentrification of Popular Rap Lyrics
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September 3, 2004Guided by Voices Song Titles That Could Double as Chapter Headings in Al Qaeda Training Manuals
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September 3, 2004Lyrics From Pavement’s Slanted and Enchanted That Sound Like They Could Be Slogans Shouted by Protesters During the Republican National Convention Speeches
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September 1, 2004Dave Matthews Band Lyrics That Take On New Meaning in Light of the Recent Brouhaha Surrounding One of Its Bus Drivers, Who Allegedly Dumped the Contents of the Excrement Tank off of a Chicago River Bridge and Onto the Deck of a Tour Boat
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August 4, 2004How to Know Whether the Voice Around You, Promising Unspeakable Pain, Is Reciting 50 Cent Lyrics or Waging Real Threats to Your Life
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September 15, 2003Lyrics from Bob Dylan Tunes or Poorly Translated English on Japanese Food Packaging?
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August 18, 2003An Open Letter to the Song Artist Barry Mann
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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