Soldier of Fortune Magazine Is NOT the Last Remaining Publisher of Dilbert

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In a previous satirical article, we indicated that Soldier of Fortune Magazine was the last remaining publisher of the comic Dilbert. It turns out that Soldier of Fortune magazine has never published Dilbert, and has no intentions of ever doing so. Our bad.

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