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August 16, 2024

Oh Dear God, We Forgot to Let P!nk Down

by Tom Smyth
June 20, 2024

What I Would Do If I Got Off the Roof of This Office Building and Were Elected President

by Tyler Gooch
February 28, 2023

Soldier of Fortune Magazine Is NOT the Last Remaining Publisher of Dilbert

by McSweeney’s
August 9, 2022

I’m Starting to Realize I’m Watching The Bear (1988) Not The Bear (2022)

by James Folta and Ed Park
February 21, 2022

“My Coat, My Choice”: An Op-Ed by President-Elect William Henry Harrison

by Matthew Cox
February 1, 2022

Other Quotes GOP Congressmen Wrongly Attributed to Philosophers

by Bobbie Armstrong, Justine Cotter, and Lauren Patetta
March 26, 2021

An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal

by Amanda Lehr
September 10, 2020

Looks Like I Wasn’t Muted In Our Zoom Meeting

by Susie Aquilina
April 28, 2020

I Went Back In Time to Stop All This, But I Ended Up Giving It to Everyone Way Earlier, and Now It’s a Lot Worse

by Eli Grober
February 11, 2020

Famous Quotes That Have Clearly Been Misattributed to Winston Churchill

by Caitlin Kunkel and Dan Caprera

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
October 15, 2024

Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?

by Casey Rand
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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October 31, 2024

This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner

by Matthew Brian Cohen
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How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition

by Ali Solomon and Wendi Aarons
October 31, 2024

270 Reasons: Because If You Don’t Want to Live in The Handmaid’s Tale, You Really Need to Vote Harris-Walz

by Margaret Atwood
October 31, 2024

I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do

by Miles Kahn